My first inanimate/ body part caption in aaaaaaages!
Let me know if you enjoy!
Also, if you fancy helping out the TG community, another (incredible) writer you may know (Blu Byrdy) is currently looking for responses to a quick survey they've made:
It's all in google forms, and took me around 5 mins.
The data from it could be really useful in seeing what type of captions people actually want to read, so if you have the time please give it a look!